you sexy thing come on work it on the pole
you sexy thing come on shake it on the platform

wind me up and let me spin
just four dollars will get me in
friday night at the main event
comb my hair pick my teeth munch on a winter green mint
i'm superfly like a private eye
like a cross between a preacher and a pimp
and the brochure said that all the featured ladies are heaven sent

race car posters and a two drink min
wall sized mirrors green shag carpet and wood paneling
now dancer one looked like a cross between
atilla the hun and the good year blimp
and it's no surprise that she made
what's between my thighs go sterile and limp
ooh big girl that's what i like a body and a face of sin
it's a shame your string bikini don't cover your big rear end

i made tracks like the wind
when the owner said buy a couch dance
with the big haired girl for your friend
so my buddy nodded to me and he hit me with his elbow
raised a brow and started to grin
he gave the man a twenty and pointed at a honey
and left me to my chagrin
now maybe you think i'm being a little too hard on this place
but it's detrimental to your mental health
to see tammy faye baker in lace

poodle hair and a saggy bra prettiest tooth i ever saw